Shakespeare on Better Book Titles.
Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.
hahah i literally just almost spit my coffee all over myself
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol

I tried to beat this level, but I keep getting borne back ceaselessly into the past.
lol, that will happen
Raskolnikov’s inbox by Jimmy Chen of HTML Giant
how cute of an option would creating a character’s inbox be on a book report menu?
Zooey Deschanel’s character in The New Girl is probably the clearest example of this right now, as that entire show is based around how quirky and eccentric and, as a result, lovable, Zooey’s character (I think her name is “Eyeface”) is. Except she’s not so much “eccentric” as much as she is “bad at being alive and functioning socially, in the present.” One of her main conflicts in the pilot is that she has a date at a fancy restaurant, but doesn’t know what to wear so she puts on overalls! Classic Eyeface! And one of the male characters on the show goes goofy-eyed and clearly starts falling in love with her instead of, say, yelling, “You’re 27 years old, how do you not know how to dress and function yet? Get your shit together.






