betterbooktitles:

Shakespeare on Better Book Titles.

theconjecturer:

Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.

hahah i literally just almost spit my coffee all over myself

leon trotsky thinks you’re hotsky ahahahah

Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.

Raskolnikov’s inbox by Jimmy Chen of HTML Giant

how cute of an option would creating a character’s inbox be on a book report menu?

pc is the new sxe.  sponging up fun in the new decade.

wolfheadedconjurer:

“I like my I got an XBOX because I got enough money.”

C.R.E.A.M.

HAHAHA. never would have gotten this joke if pete and i didn’t literally just start watching the lotr trilogy TONIGHT.  what a stroke of luck.

ventriciaular:

carolineeee:

(via Emotions with Jon Hamm Pictures - CBS News)

YAY FOR TRICIA - she’s featured all over the place!

Awww, you guys! 

Since I haven’t bragged about it here, I might as well share with my Tumblr readers:  my joke Tumblr kinda exploded in the past 24 hours (as is the nature of the internet) and has been featured on some legit websites, like NY mag and I was even interviewed for the CBS News website (lol lol lol).  It’s super cool, very weird, and now I’m totally rethinking this whole being serious thing, because apparently, being stupid gets me so much further. 

hahaha, so funny lady, i’ve seen this linked to on my facebook feed a few times this week and had no idea you were behind it!  look at youuuuu.  everyone go check this out.  tricia’s the funniest.

real life okcupid profiles read word for word over music

(by readattheshow)

walked to kendall to see this tonight, so good